April 2011
311 posts
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everywhere you go has valet
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shut down
March 2011
146 posts
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a Janeite moment
I’ve totally been a bitch and said this to people. And then judge them for not knowing what I’m talking about. Whoooops.
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surprise?
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she never got her 'chaise-and-four' license
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QUITE
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she never thought highly of men or matrimony
Some people read P&P over and over hoping that Darcy and Lizzy will end up together, but for my part, I always wish better for Charlotte. She does value Lizzy’s friendship ‘beyond that of any other person.’ *wink* *nudge*
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Mr. Darcy in stalker mode
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dismantling the Elliot pride
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mary being an anus
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bad ass Bennet
dear caroline bingley,
elizadoolittle:
lolz
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i see you!
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“I am a Jane Austenite, and therefore slightly imbecile about Jane Austen. My...”
– -E.M. Forster (via literaturecreep)
This is fabulous. I wish I could’ve been friends with E.M. and gone to his Austen reading groups. Adorable!
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take it like a man
“If there is any thing disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.” - Mary Musgrove
Why is it always the silly, hysterical women who sometimes say the most sensible things?
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Sir Walter demands respect
“I am not fond of the idea of my shrubberies being always approachable.” - Sir Walter Elliot
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see Kitty run
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omg moment with Cher Horowitz
Day 4 in the Jane Austen tumblr challenge. One of my fave quotes from the books:
“Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised, or a little mistaken.”
Jane Austen’s subversive outlook on truth makes her novels so applicable to us po-mo kids. Like, Cher didn’t even know she was...
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she doesn't even go here!
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the utmost propriety
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Margaret Dashwood says no to life
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kitty the creeper
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have you no compassion?
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don't mess with the Mrs.
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Sustainable Costuming Time!
pemberley-state-of-mind:
Submitted by Dely.
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don't you just want to punch her in the face?
22 followers this weekend, woooooooo!
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foreshadowing much?
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Louisa Musgrove is an idiot. Even in Portuguese.
Hah, who made this? And is it made ironically? We may never know.
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gotta put him in his place
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an honest scolding
Well, if one must be scolded…dayum.
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making sport
“For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?”
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estate fetish
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a perfectly natural reaction to Pemberley
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jump!
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his moral highness
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reality check
No offense to those lesbians who DO this…but you’re in the minority of the minority, just so you know. Freaks.
becomingestel asked: You are my absolute favorite. Allow me to tell you how ardently I love you...
...through dancing.
Though you cannot see it, I am dancing rather joyfully right now.
...through dancing.
Though you cannot see it, I am dancing rather joyfully right now.
chickfreakk-deactivated20110702 asked: HAHAHAHA, I just want to let you know that I laughed like a retarted seal lookng at your posts. This stuff is so funny! Thanks for the good laughs, keep them coming! :)
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lickety split
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raising the stakes
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lamb, give him courage!
Edward Ferrars has an ever-increasing porcelain lamb collection.
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please make it stop!
I am so glad they deleted this scene from the movie. The fact is, they should have deleted it from the ‘deleted scenes’ section, too. One of the most painfully awkward kisses I have ever seen. Was Emma going for historical accuracy? “How might a 19th century woman react to her first kiss?” The movie doesn’t go for historical or literary accuracy over all, so why...
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Captain Margaret's bitch
