The Other Austen

Guaranteed to Bring Out the Bitch In You

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    2013
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    2012
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    2012
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myownsecretceremonial:

Lost in Austen E01
Amanda: “What’s the deal here? Are we live on cable or something? Is this like the Jim Carrey thing, but period? Where are the cameras? Come on! What are you after, guys? A bit of girl-on-girl action under the covers? What do I have to do to get out of here? Snog her? Show you my pubes?”Lydia: “What have you done to yourself?”Amanda: “That’s called a landing strip, Lydia. Standard pubic topiary.”

 oh god, what if she was vajazzled?

myownsecretceremonial:

Lost in Austen E01

Amanda: “What’s the deal here? Are we live on cable or something? Is this like the Jim Carrey thing, but period? Where are the cameras? Come on! What are you after, guys? A bit of girl-on-girl action under the covers? What do I have to do to get out of here? Snog her? Show you my pubes?”
Lydia: “What have you done to yourself?”
Amanda: “That’s called a landing strip, Lydia. Standard pubic topiary.”

 oh god, what if she was vajazzled?

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