Should any of you ladies feel an itch, do allow me to be the one to assuage it.
(Source: savemebarrys)
Should any of you ladies feel an itch, do allow me to be the one to assuage it.
(Source: savemebarrys)
I’m saying that I have standards.
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Tom Riley discussing shrinking thongs in a Lost in Austen behind the scenes interview.
#SASSY GAY WICKHAM
SASSY GAY WICKHAM
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Lost in Austen E01
Amanda: “What’s the deal here? Are we live on cable or something? Is this like the Jim Carrey thing, but period? Where are the cameras? Come on! What are you after, guys? A bit of girl-on-girl action under the covers? What do I have to do to get out of here? Snog her? Show you my pubes?”
Lydia: “What have you done to yourself?”
Amanda: “That’s called a landing strip, Lydia. Standard pubic topiary.”
oh god, what if she was vajazzled?
“You mean there really are ladies who… steer the punt from the Cambridge end?”
(Source: savemebarrys, via thecontradictionsofmymind)
(via quotingausten)
Elizabeth Bennet was “Lezzie,” presumably a typo?, in Jane Austen’s contacts.
Wishful thinking on Caroline Bingley’s part.
And on Charlotte’s. Whole lotta lady lovin’
The only straight I am is Straight Up Bitch.
(Source: deadlyrainbows)
My reaction:
There better as hell be a fake orgasm scene.
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/10/nora_ephron_making_a_movie_tha.html
Ultimate Janeite Dreams:
#1: Meet a Mr. Darcy/soulmate
#2: Kick Mr. Collins in the crotch
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