- 14th December
2012 - 14
- 26th August
2012 - 26
(Source: meangirlsofnetherfield)
- 1st July
2012 - 01
(via evanrosiers)
- 9th May
2012 - 09
submitted by gonewiththewindconfessions:
My friend came in when I was watching Pride and Prejudice 05 - the part when Elizabeth and Mary are walking into Town with Charlotte - she didn’t hear ‘piano stool’ so she immediately thought Mary said “Even my asshole belongs to Mr. Collins.” Yep.
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gettin’ hot in here
- 2nd May
2012 - 02
*NSYNC’s “God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You” is about Mr. Collins.
i cant deal with this at all
(via ztacey)
- 14th April
2012 - 14
- 11th April
2012 - 11
Reblog if you would rather marry Mr Collins than John Thorpe.
HA!
hm, would i rather have a husband that berates me, reads the Bible to me in bed, and worships his fag hag (lady cat) or one who abuses his dogs and horses, hates books, and swears in bleeps (g— d——-)
gah noooooooooooo
but i guess if i were with collins, at least my house would be fabulously decorated (SHELVES IN THE CLOSETS!!!)
(Source: chemistryheattension)
- 10th March
2012 - 10
Why do you have to be so attractive Mr. Collins?
i’d let him read fordyce’s sermons to me ANY TIME
- 22nd February
2012 - 22
(Source: theotherausten, via nadimnaaman)
- 17th December
2011 - 17
ya big stuuuuuuuuuuuuuud
(Source: theproblematicpetticoat)
- 15th December
2011 - 15
Charlotte and I have but one mind and one way of thinking.
We seem to have been designed for each other!Favourite scene.
Mr. Collins: Hi, honey, may I join you?
Charlotte: Err…don’t you feel like taking a walk? Like, far away from me?
(Source: kitteninspaghetti)
- 3rd December
2011 - 03
Mr Collins: Observe the closet, cousin Elizabeth. What do you say to that?
Elizabeth: Well-
Mr Collins: [He crosses the room to open the closet.] Is it not the very essence of practicality and convenience? Lady Catherine de Bourgh herself was kind enough to suggest that these shelves be fitted.
Elizabeth: Shelves in a closet… Happy thought indeed.
one of my fave scenes!
(Source: kitteninspaghetti, via askelizabethdarcy-deactivated20)
- 27th October
2011 - 27
Why We Hate Mr. Collins…
There are several reasons why Mr. Collins is hated:
- He is absolutely ridiculous and insensible.
- He’s Pompous!!!!!
- He’s obtuse!
- For Gods Sake he doesn’t READ NOVELS!!!!!!!!!
- Inconsiderate about others feelings!
- I believe he might be a CYBORG!!!!! (Yes…I went there!)
- Did I not mention he’s completely and utterly stupid!
- And he’s extremely UGLY!!!!!!!, very annoying, and has a terrible stutter!!!
Oh and lastly! He has a creepy obsession with Lady Catherine!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO GO AWAY UGLY TWIT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
The General Public
HAYTERS GONNA HATE #teamCollins
(Source: thetimetravellingarchaeologist)
- 24th October
2011 - 24
*NSYNC’s “God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You” is about Mr. Collins.
- 21st October
2011 - 21
MR. COLLINS, YOU ARE EVER SO FETCHING BUT YOU NEED TO TAKE A WOMEN’S STUDIES CLASS.
(Source: fuckyeahmrcollins)
