Why Mr. Darcy can't have nice things
- Normal person: OHMYGOD THIS FOOD TASTES AMAZING WHAT IS THE RECIPE I MUST HAVE IT SERIOUSLY THIS IS AMBROSIA THE FOOD OF THE GODS OHMYGOD I COMMISION YOU TO CATER THE REST OF MY ENTIRE LIFE DO YOU UNDERSTAND OHMYGOD THOUGH FOOD FEELS EVERYWHERE ASDHSAFKJHSDFLAJGKLJDFKS;DAFJDAKGHAJFKHGJKFHKG
- Mr. Darcy: The taste is not unpleasant.
