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Janeite speak for wake the fuck up


Day 10 of the Jane Austen Tumblr Challenge: Most frustrating family member. Definitely Edmund Bertram. And I’m not talking about the weepy, sensitive puppy Jonny Lee Miller version. This phrase at the Republic of Pemberley wasn’t invented for nothing. E.N.A.S.U.T.H. = Edmund needs a slap upside the head. First step, stop pretending you’re so moral when you want to bone Mary Crawford. Second step, you brainwashed your cousin with your creepy Mansfield ways and now she’s in love with you—WAKE UP. Third step, it might be better if you marry Fanny ‘cause you like her and not ‘cause she’s your second choice, dickbag.