- Normal person: OHMYGOD THIS FOOD TASTES AMAZING WHAT IS THE RECIPE I MUST HAVE IT SERIOUSLY THIS IS AMBROSIA THE FOOD OF THE GODS OHMYGOD I COMMISION YOU TO CATER THE REST OF MY ENTIRE LIFE DO YOU UNDERSTAND OHMYGOD THOUGH FOOD FEELS EVERYWHERE ASDHSAFKJHSDFLAJGKLJDFKS;DAFJDAKGHAJFKHGJKFHKG
- Mr. Darcy: The taste is not unpleasant.
- 11th July
- 8th July
- Girl at work: What are you reading?
- Me: Sense and Sensibility.
- Girl at work: Is that new?
- Me: (Serial-killer-level crazy eyes)
- 15th December