The Other Austen

Guaranteed to Bring Out the Bitch In You

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ravengoodwoman: wtffanfiction: Fandom: Jane Austen/Disney/Broadway “It had been a perfectly fine day for Mr. Darcy, until the highway robbers pulled him over. ‘Prince Edward? Prince Eric? Hercules? Why did you guys pull me over?’ he asked, lowering his sunglasses. ‘Because,’ panted Prince Eric, looking ragged and wild-eyed, ‘We invested all of our money in the yogurt market, and it crashed and went bankrupt after weasels took over the dairy corporation and replaced all the world’s milk with their own.’” seems legit

ravengoodwoman:

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Jane Austen/Disney/Broadway

“It had been a perfectly fine day for Mr. Darcy, until the highway robbers pulled him over.

‘Prince Edward? Prince Eric? Hercules? Why did you guys pull me over?’ he asked, lowering his sunglasses.

‘Because,’ panted Prince Eric, looking ragged and wild-eyed, ‘We invested all of our money in the yogurt market, and it crashed and went bankrupt after weasels took over the dairy corporation and replaced all the world’s milk with their own.’”

seems legit

(Source: wtffanfiction)

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    2012
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nagromthewicked: mypantsflewoff: uncleorpheus: “She makes these like needlework embroideries on set in the tedium of filming”, says MacFadyen, “but they are all: ‘You Are a Cunt’. And she gives them as presents. And it’s Dame Judi Dench. And she is doing this beautifully, intricate, ornate (work). You kind of see the work materializing as the shoot goes on. Like: ‘You Are a Fucking Shit.’ Knightley never received her embroidered cushion from Dench but remarks: “I love that! She gives this fantastic air. She just sits there and she embroiders and you think: ‘Oh, that’s so nice! It’s Judi Dench. It’s so quaint; she’s embroidering a cushion,’ and you go: ‘What are you embroidering?’ And (it says): ‘Fuck!’ Apparently she’s got hundreds of them just covered in swear words or rude sayings.” so can i worship judi dench as a religion yet or something i want to hang out with judi dench REALLY BAD. I remember reading somewhere that she played D & D with Vin Diesel on the Chronicles of Riddick Set.

nagromthewicked:

mypantsflewoff:

uncleorpheus:

“She makes these like needlework embroideries on set in the tedium of filming”, says MacFadyen, “but they are all: ‘You Are a Cunt’. And she gives them as presents. And it’s Dame Judi Dench. And she is doing this beautifully, intricate, ornate (work). You kind of see the work materializing as the shoot goes on. Like: ‘You Are a Fucking Shit.’ Knightley never received her embroidered cushion from Dench but remarks: “I love that! She gives this fantastic air. She just sits there and she embroiders and you think: ‘Oh, that’s so nice! It’s Judi Dench. It’s so quaint; she’s embroidering a cushion,’ and you go: ‘What are you embroidering?’ And (it says): ‘Fuck!’ Apparently she’s got hundreds of them just covered in swear words or rude sayings.”

so can i worship judi dench as a religion yet or something

i want to hang out with judi dench REALLY BAD.

I remember reading somewhere that she played D & D with Vin Diesel on the Chronicles of Riddick Set.

(Source: pemberley-state-of-mind, via barelysuppressedfirth)

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submitted by gonewiththewindconfessions:

My friend came in when I was watching Pride and Prejudice 05 - the part when Elizabeth and Mary are walking into Town with Charlotte - she didn’t hear ‘piano stool’ so she immediately thought Mary said “Even my asshole belongs to Mr. Collins.” Yep.

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gettin’ hot in here

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“When they’re in the kitchen, they’re dying ribbons with beetroot juice. I didn’t put that in, but it’s brilliant. They had to be making do. Again, a nice touch from my production designer, Sarah Greenwood. She´s my closest collaborator. We started in television together, and she’s just brilliant. She’s the one that comes up with ideas like the beetroot. When I don’t know what to do about a scene, she’ll come out with things like the beetroot.” oo crafty!

“When they’re in the kitchen, they’re dying ribbons with beetroot juice. I didn’t put that in, but it’s brilliant. They had to be making do. Again, a nice touch from my production designer, Sarah Greenwood. She´s my closest collaborator. We started in television together, and she’s just brilliant. She’s the one that comes up with ideas like the beetroot. When I don’t know what to do about a scene, she’ll come out with things like the beetroot.”


oo crafty!

(Source: pemberley-state-of-mind)

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pemberley-state-of-mind: “My initial thought was, `Oh God, this is too scary.´ It’s very frightening, I’ve only done television before and so in television you have a crew of maybe 80 people and that’s a lot, and then suddenly to walk on set the first day of shooting Pride and Prejudice and discover I have a crew of over 300 and Judi Dench at the head of the table. It’s really scary. Then suddenly I realized Judi Dench was more scared than I was. Just because she’s a very nervous kind of person. So I took it upon myself to make sure she was okay and look after her and care for her and that made me feel a lot better and her feel a lot better too.” (Joe Wright, Director)  

pemberley-state-of-mind:

“My initial thought was, `Oh God, this is too scary.´ It’s very frightening, I’ve only done television before and so in television you have a crew of maybe 80 people and that’s a lot, and then suddenly to walk on set the first day of shooting Pride and Prejudice and discover I have a crew of over 300 and Judi Dench at the head of the table. It’s really scary. Then suddenly I realized Judi Dench was more scared than I was. Just because she’s a very nervous kind of person. So I took it upon myself to make sure she was okay and look after her and care for her and that made me feel a lot better and her feel a lot better too.”

(Joe Wright, Director)

 

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